1
00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:27,750
"Lord, please unblock the traffic,
otherwise I'll be late to the gym."

2
00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,250
It seems normal to you to pray
for this nonsense?

3
00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:34,083
- (sighs)
- So... hobbies.

4
00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,583
Oh, my dear,
with all these useless prayers

5
00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,667
they shouldn't complain
if we miss the important ones.

6
00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:44,667
Useless or not, in my opinion,
He doesn't even read them.

7
00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:49,083
- Shh, shut up! But what are you saying?
- (thunder)

8
00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,750
The truth is that in this office
I'm wasted.

9
00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:54,750
They let you know nothing more
from Seventh Heaven?

10
00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:59,750
No, I applied for a transfer
four times, they never answered me.

11
00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:04,250
I And a shame, with a voice like
yours, that place belongs to you by right.

12
00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,500
(sings) Love one another,
as he loved you.

13
00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:13,125
And be his friends forever...

14
00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:17,208
Good thing I'm retiring soon
and I don't feel it anymore.

15
00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:20,750
- (sings) And you did it to Him...
- (beep from speaker)

16
00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,250
(voice from speaker)
Attention, attention.

17
00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,667
All angels are invited
to hurry,

18
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,375
because it's about to start
the plenary assembly.

19
00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,542
I repeat: all angels be warned

20
00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:36,208
to approach the room
of the plenary assembly, thank you.

21
00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:40,167
Humanity always makes the same mistakes,

22
00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,292
it never learns, it must be exterminated!

23
00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,667
- (indistinct voices)
- Colleague, let's not exaggerate.

24
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,417
Men did too
something good, right?

25
00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:53,083
- (voices of dissent)
- And what? What good would they have done?

26
00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,417
The Sistine Chapel, for example.

27
00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:58,417
And we for two frescoes,
that don't even look like us,

28
00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,250
we should pass
over millennia of atrocities?

29
00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:05,417
Humans are selfish,
ungrateful, envious...

30
00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:08,000
- But can you hear them?
- Sure, feel how they clash.

31
00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,083
In my opinion they are all recommended,
otherwise you won't get there.

32
00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,375
- I was talking about the assembly.
- Who cares about the assembly.

33
00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:18,375
And after all these millennia,
warmongers again!

34
00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:21,417
(Gabriel) Well done!

35
00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:24,458
Humans deserve extinction...

36
00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,750
not like those poor dinosaurs.

37
00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:31,250
Instead I say
who deserve another chance.

38
00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:36,042
We have already sent him a Messiah
and we all know how that ended.

39
00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:38,750
Two thousand years have passed, colleague!

40
00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:41,583
- Today it wouldn't go like this.
- (angel) It would be worse!

41
00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:45,417
- He went out of tune again. Again.
- (angel) The situation is unsolvable.

42
00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:49,125
We need the flood, let alone the Messiah!

43
00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:53,667
"Error hesternus
sit tibi doctor hodiernus.”

44
00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,583
"Let yesterday's mistake be your teacher today."

45
00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,708
(softly) This is beautiful.
Write that I said it. Then...

46
00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,042
Colleagues, let's not rush.

47
00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:05,417
- We have a duty to try to save them!
- (voices of dissent)

48
00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:09,250
Enough!
The time has come to decide.

49
00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:13,750
(they sing in chorus) Hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

50
00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:17,583
(singing continues in the background)

51
00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,583
God, who am myself,

52
00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,375
Lord almighty,

53
00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,250
creator of Heaven and Earth,

54
00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:31,750
of the visible and the invisible,
of the open and the hidden,

55
00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,625
I declare that we proceed

56
00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:40,042
with a new and definitive
universal flood!

57
00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:43,417
- (they rejoice)
- No, sorry...

58
00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:45,208
Sorry. Excuse me!

59
00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:48,042
We had forgotten about him.

60
00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:52,250
Based on the changes made
to article 1 of the Constitution,

61
00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:56,083
with law 35745,

62
00:05:56,208 --> 00:06:00,458
approved on the seventy-fourth Trigento
of the current was,

63
00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:04,542
um, it's no longer up to you
the last word to the Almighty

64
00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:07,708
on decisions considered serious,

65
00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:11,208
discordant and definitive, but...

66
00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,042
- To the Assembly.
- (applause)

67
00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,542
- What does this mean?
- Let's put everything to a vote.

68
00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,708
The proposals must be put to the vote:

69
00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:26,083
universal flood
or sending a new Messiah.

70
00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:28,583
- And I vote too?
- Certain.

71
00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:31,042
- And my vote is worth one?
- (stenotypist) One.

72
00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:34,292
(angel) Take the control panels too.

73
00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,708
- (softly) What did you vote for?
- Flood.

74
00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:55,417
Because if humanity disappears they disappear
prayers too and I'll go and sing there.

75
00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,083
- (beep)
- (indistinct excited voices)

76
00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:13,042
- Not another gospel!
- (inaudible voice)

77
00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:20,083
Are there volunteers?

78
00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,417
Or will I call?

79
00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:33,542
We all know that Earth
it is a dangerous and infamous place,

80
00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:37,125
but someone has to go, eh.

81
00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,750
Gabriele, maybe you
If you've already been there, you might...

82
00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,250
There's no mention of it at all.

83
00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,375
My fist still hurts
that Giuseppe gave me

84
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,583
when I told him
that his wife was pregnant.

85
00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:51,208
And someone here even made him a saint!

86
00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:56,042
All right.

87
00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,625
Let it be recorded.

88
00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,000
Actually...

89
00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:05,667
is carved in the stones
and engraves itself in the metal

90
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,333
that I will be grateful, very grateful,

91
00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,708
to the one who volunteers
for this assignment,

92
00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:15,375
for this mission.

93
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,500
At that time?

94
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,000
- I.
- (soft indistinct voices)

95
00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:25,625
And who is that?

96
00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:29,542
It seems to me that he works
to the prayer sorting office.

97
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,458
Except I knew it...
I'm God, huh.

98
00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:40,583
All you need to do is touch his belly

99
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,750
and the chosen one will receive a gift
the son of God.

100
00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,083
- Oh!
- No!

101
00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:48,208
- Oh!
- No, stop!

102
00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:03,292
This is the address
where you can find the chosen one.

103
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,458
In Russia.

104
00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,083
Oh.

105
00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:12,083
"Do not be afraid,
because you have found favor with God.

106
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,083
You will conceive a Son. You will give birth to him.

107
00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:18,417
It will be great
and called the Son of the Most High."

108
00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:22,750
These are the words of the Annunciation
which will sweeten the soul of the chosen one

109
00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:26,083
and they will help you welcome
the Son of God, have you learned them?

110
00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:29,292
This jacket doesn't make me look tall,
can't anything be done?

111
00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,250
- Okay, let's start again.
- Sin.

112
00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:36,250
(angel) "Do not be afraid, for you have found
grace with God. You will conceive..."

113
00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:40,583
Don't improvise, don't do your own thing.

114
00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,042
- Did you understand?
- Certain.

115
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:54,167
My transfer application
now they have to read it.

116
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,250
- Altino, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

117
00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:09,083
- Have a good trip.
- Thank you, Pietro.

118
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:17,333
Listen to me. Salvation
of mankind is in your hands.

119
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:21,458
Don't worry.
I go, get pregnant and come back.

120
00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,708
(a cat complains)

121
00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,458
(homeless) What are you doing here?
This is our area.

122
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,458
Go find another place.

123
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,125
Humans, don't worry.

124
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:49,042
"We want this wherever we can
what you want

125
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,000
and ask no more."

126
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:55,500
But is he an idiot?
What the hell did he say? Oh, go away!

127
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,750
- (homeless) Go away!
- (homeless) Go away!

128
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,333
(indistinct voices)

129
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:04,208
(horn)

130
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,750
(indistinct voices)

131
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:15,250
(indistinct voices)

132
00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:21,542
Ten euros with drink, thank you.

133
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,417
Lord, please help us.

134
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,583
We've been in line for a quarter of an hour.

135
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,083
(loud music from the club)

136
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,750
(indistinct voices)

137
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,708
Dear Gaspare, women are all the same,

138
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:57,083
first they use you and then they abandon you.

139
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,250
Like my wife did with me,

140
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:03,625
after seven years of marriage
and five engagements.

141
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,375
Good thing I didn't love him anymore.

142
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,583
In fact, it's a good thing I never loved her.

143
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,333
(Gaspar) And that's it, Nicola,
don't think about it anymore.

144
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:20,250
You don't know it, but your woman
he's already thinking about leaving you. Understood?

145
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:24,292
They know it first.
When they see you, they say:

146
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:28,000
"Oh, I like this one.

147
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,583
And sooner or later I'll leave him."

148
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:35,042
And they really do it, not like us
that we talk about it, but we don't do it.

149
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,750
Like my wife did.

150
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,208
After seven years of marriage.

151
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:47,417
And five engagements.

152
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,042
"Do not be afraid,

153
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:58,625
because you have found favor with God.

154
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,292
You will give birth to a son..." No.

155
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:07,250
“You will conceive it first
and then you will give birth to him.

156
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,542
It will be very high." No.

157
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,167
"The father will be very tall."

158
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,542
- But what do you want?
- "Do not be afraid!"

159
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:20,500
- But what do you want from me?
- "Do not be afraid..."

160
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,667
What is this doing here?
Can't you see it's the women's bathroom?

161
00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:26,417
- That's why he came in.
- Ah, well done!

162
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,583
- How disgusting, with a little girl!
- No...

163
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,125
Just because you're blonde
who knows who you think you are.

164
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,542
With this angelic face...
you are depraved!

165
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:37,125
- There's a misunderstanding!
- (girl) Come out now! How disgusting.

166
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,542
You could have made up another excuse.

167
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:43,167
You have to thank
that my boyfriend isn't here,

168
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,167
otherwise a punch in the face
no one took it away from you.

169
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:51,083
What did I tell you?
Women use you and then abandon you.

170
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,042
They only look at our body.

171
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,750
My wife was with me
for my perfect abs.

172
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,125
My biceps.

173
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:06,750
For them we are dolls,
inflatable dolls.

174
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:10,458
Blonde, if you give me your ticket,
tell me what I'll bring you to drink.

175
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,375
- Which ticket?
- The one they gave you at the entrance.

176
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,250
- They give it, they give it.
- They give it.

177
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:21,208
- Gaspare, bring him a drink, it's on me.
- Why, do you know him?

178
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,250
Eh! We've known each other our whole lives, right?

179
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,250
Come on, drink.

180
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:46,250
Here's to us, inflatable dolls!

181
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:50,083
(in chorus) Love one another,
as he loved you

182
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,583
and be his friends forever.

183
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:58,083
And what you will do
to the least among you,

184
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,750
believe, you did it to Him.

185
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:05,125
- (in English) All together!
- I thank you, my Lord...

186
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:08,375
Go to bed,
that you have done enough damage.

187
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,083
(in chorus) Laudato be, oh my Lord!

188
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,583
Come on, go to sleep!

189
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:18,083
(in chorus) Hosanna eh, Hosanna eh, Hosanna...

190
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:22,083
- Ah!
- (in chorus) I have a friend who loves me,

191
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,542
who loves me, who loves me...

192
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,208
- Wait.
- (Nicola) Where are you going, Aristide?

193
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:31,208
- Oh, what does this one want? What's wrong?
- Forget it, can't you see he's drunk?

194
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,250
No, you have to conceive a child,
but I have to give you a hand,

195
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,208
otherwise you can't do it.

196
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,333
Give yourself a break
or next time I'll break your face.

197
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,500
- No...
- He's not one to turn the other cheek.

198
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:48,500
- Wait a minute!
- Where are you going? Aristide, my friend!

199
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:51,667
You come! Where are you going?

200
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,083
Aristide, my friend, what are you doing?

201
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,417
Are you leaving?

202
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,083
I have to say goodbye, I have to go do something
a very important thing.

203
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,417
- All right.
- Ah, then let's say goodbye.

204
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:07,125
- HI.
- It was a pleasure, catching you.

205
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,708
- (horn)
- (tyres screeching)

206
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,042
But that's a moron!

207
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:30,083
I don't want to know anything more about it
of this story!

208
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,625
- Because then they blame me.
- Don't do that.

209
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:37,417
I remind you that for law 172
in case of a big mess you can't...

210
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,208
Did you want democracy? Keep it.

211
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,708
(thunder)

212
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,542
(horn)

213
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,708
(thud)

214
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,625
I don't understand why you refuse
to sign the separation papers.

215
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:59,750
Love, let's talk about it at home.
Do we have to talk about it in front of a stranger?

216
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:04,417
- Actually I would be the lawyer. I -
We're not related. She's a stranger.

217
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:08,250
Mr. Nicola, this is the fourth time
that we meet.

218
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,500
Let's be concrete today.

219
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,667
Let's be concrete.

220
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:19,167
Let's take the case we leave behind.
So, by hypothesis, it's not that...

221
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,292
The house? Hmm?

222
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,458
What do I do with the house?

223
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:27,125
Do I have to live under a bridge? Come on
in my shoes, even if she is a stranger.

224
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,583
- We had already established that.
- Oh, yes?

225
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,208
The lady doesn't demand
no rights to the property.

226
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,417
She can keep it.
It is an absolutely favorable condition.

227
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:40,458
All this because he would like,
allow me to say, rightly...

228
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,750
- Rightly so.
- Rightly so.

229
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,625
... a consensual separation,
to speed up the process.

230
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,083
- I don't feel like it.
- (sighs)

231
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,375
It can't end like this, my love.

232
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,542
- After seven years of marriage...
- (together) And five engagements.

233
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:02,417
Marriage is a sacred bond
that only God can untie.

234
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,042
- And then what will people say?
- The people? God?

235
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:09,583
- Or that bitch Sister Germana?
- Love, don't be vulgar, it's not like you.

236
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,292
And then there are strangers.

237
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:15,125
- You have to learn to look inside yourself.
- I did.

238
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,125
And I accepted myself,
like you taught me.

239
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,250
I was wrong.
Now you have to learn to refuse.

240
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,125
But you're making me regress.
You taught me that.

241
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,042
But it can't be more regressive than that!

242
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,417
Oh, I know her,
then she thinks again, because she is in love.

243
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,375
- You know how women are.
- How are we?

244
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:43,042
Oh well, those in a bad mood.
At the mercy of your days.

245
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:47,042
There's no strawberry? I woke up
with an exaggerated desire for strawberries.

246
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,042
(indistinct voices)

247
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,125
Good morning, vice principal.

248
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,333
Come on, come on! Let's go back.

249
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,125
Recess is over. Quick!

250
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,292
(Franco) Professor, good morning.

251
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:20,125
For the writing on the wall
we are in the process of canceling it.

252
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,250
He has some suspicions
Whose could it have been?

253
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:26,083
No suspicions, Franco.
What do we do, investigations for a writing?

254
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,583
They are kids, they have to contest.

255
00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:35,125
- Are you sure that Carbonelli is the culprit?
- The evidence is overwhelming.

256
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,375
The culprit is not Carbonelli,

257
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:42,125
but his parents
who, as you know, have divorced.

258
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:46,667
And we know that the children of divorcees
they do not receive the right education.

259
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,458
Allow me to supplement, Sister Germana.

260
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:53,500
There is nothing more beautiful
of a united family.

261
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,750
By the way, how is your wife?

262
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,750
Just this morning he was telling me about her.
In fact he greets her with so much affection.

263
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,750
Good morning, director.

264
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,417
Sorry, I really didn't know
that you were in a meeting. I'll be back later.

265
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,708
Don't worry, come in.

266
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,125
This is Sister Luisa
and will replace Sister Carolina

267
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:16,208
who went to Africa
to lend a hand to those who are worse off than us.

268
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,083
Let me introduce you to our teaching staff

269
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:22,542
and our vice principal,
Professor Balistreri.

270
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,583
Dear Sister Luisa, you spared yourself

271
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:28,750
our complaints about this youth

272
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,333
and about this world
which is going to ruin,

273
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,375
but it arrived on time
to see a promotional video

274
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,250
to relaunch our school.

275
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:41,167
We need to keep up with technology.

276
00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:44,000
(TV) Modernity, innovation,

277
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,667
these are just some of the values
in which ours invests...

278
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,583
But what happens?

279
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,542
- Didn't we have it repaired?
- Why not?

280
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,583
I called the technicians. Not one, two.

281
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,583
Among other things happily married.

282
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:04,250
- That is, not between them, God forbid.
- (knocks on the door)

283
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,542
Go ahead.

284
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,708
Good morning.

285
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,458
- Balistreri Nicola?
- Yes?

286
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:17,083
He was tall, muscular,
with biceps like that.

287
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,583
There he is! It's him!

288
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:23,500
This tall? And where is the rest?

289
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,042
How are you?

290
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:30,250
Um, good, but why...

291
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,208
The gentleman was in a coma for three months.

292
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,375
- Good, I thought he was dead.
- But he doesn't remember anything,

293
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,542
except that his name is Aristide
and that he is his friend.

294
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,500
- Then I write "friend".
- But which friend?

295
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,458
I barely know him.
I didn't even remember it.

296
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:49,542
But if you drank all evening together!
You also said you were old friends.

297
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,417
- So I write "friend"?
- No, we're not friends.

298
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:55,417
- Do you mind your own business or not?
- How are you?

299
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,417
- Good, again?
- Let's calm down, gentlemen.

300
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:02,583
Aside from transient amnesia,
the gentleman is perfectly recovered.

301
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:06,250
- I'm happy for him.
- But it occupies a place that belongs to others.

302
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,125
- And throw him out!
- If someone took him into custody.

303
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,083
- Eh!
- Eh.

304
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,250
- Eh...
- Eh.

305
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,083
Let me understand,
I have to take it home

306
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,417
because three months ago
did I offer him a beer?

307
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,083
And if I offered him a piña colada
did I marry him?

308
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,292
- Then I write that you are friends.
- Again, we are not friends!

309
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,417
- Yes, but how are you?
- Well! Just you too.

310
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,417
In short, you won't be friends,

311
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:35,333
but apparently
that man saved her life.

312
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,333
(inaudible voices)

313
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:58,625
Do one thing, wait for me here,
I'll go get the car and then come back.

314
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:04,083
(under his breath) Fuck you.

315
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:57,667
- (man) It's strange that it rains in this period.
- (woman) Wasn't the weather nice during the week?

316
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:32,125
You're not sending the flood, are you?

317
00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:37,375
Because it's not just them.
Now I'm here too.

318
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,667
And they know how to swim, but I don't.

319
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,583
I know I was wrong,

320
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:50,625
but without your help and without your powers,
I can't do it.

321
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:56,333
Humans are much worse
than I imagined, much worse!

322
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:59,000
And then nothing happened, right?

323
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:03,083
I can't have gotten pregnant
a male, right?

324
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,542
Please let me come back up.

325
00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:33,417
Thank you, thank you!

326
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:40,750
Now he's banging his head against the wall.
He should have thought about it first.

327
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,417
We agreed to a consensual,

328
00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:54,250
but if you're stupid enough to want to go
in front of a judge, that's fine.

329
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:57,083
- I just need to know.
- (Nicola) Why do you do this?

330
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,750
Why don't we talk about it at dinner,
in front of a glass of wine...

331
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,625
You can unhinge
the foundation of my psyche!

332
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,250
Tell him he has to return your things
that you left at his house.

333
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:10,083
They're ready, tell them it'll come by
let them undermine the foundations of him too!

334
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,000
- (inaudible voices)
- Please, you have to give me the separation!

335
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:17,333
Honey, you're too emotional today.
Are you in those days?

336
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,708
(sobs)

337
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,542
It's in those days.

338
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,583
(doorbell)

339
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,750
Oh, are you here?
You made me worry.

340
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:41,500
I told him I was going to get him
the car, I came back and it was gone.

341
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,583
I thought they had stolen it.
I was coming to file a complaint.

342
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,750
You actually said to me: "Wait here for me."

343
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:52,125
Do you see why we didn't understand each other?
I said, "Wait for me there."

344
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:56,042
She teaches in a Catholic school
and abandon a friend in difficulty?

345
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,542
And he's also vice principal!

346
00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:05,417
I just don't know how to tell my wife,
because we were getting ready to go out.

347
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:08,083
Why, are you back together?

348
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:12,625
We have always been together.
(laughs nervously)

349
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,042
Hey, love! No, it's...

350
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,583
It's for me, love. Yes, I'm coming.

351
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:22,333
Um, yes. Anyway, I'll tell you now.

352
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:25,583
Let's hope he takes it well,
because he knows what women are like.

353
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,583
And how are we?

354
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,500
- Female.
- Oh.

355
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,708
- Come, come in, my friend.
- Then you are friends.

356
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,750
You saw, they are friends.

357
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,542
- Thanks, sorry.
- Say hello to your wife.

358
00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,750
(Nicola) I won't miss it.

359
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,583
Hey, as soon as they leave,
you go out of my house, do you understand or not?

360
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,292
- I'm the one who saved your life.
- Still?

361
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:57,750
You cried on my shoulder
when your wife left you.

362
00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:03,125
Shh, shut up! What are you screaming?
Here even the walls have ears.

363
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,417
You can't stay in my house,
I'm sorry.

364
00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:09,250
Try to remember, you have a relative,
a family, a friend, a dog?

365
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,125
As long as he has the kennel, you huddle together.

366
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:15,458
Oh, don't move from that tile.

367
00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:18,583
Just stand there. Oh.

368
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:22,542
- You've made me lose my desire.
- Like "the birthmark"?

369
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,667
Eh.
(gagging)

370
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,708
But what is it, nausea?

371
00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:30,042
(Nicola retches)

372
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,083
(gagging)

373
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,708
(Nicola) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

374
00:28:43,042 --> 00:28:45,042
(Nicola) Ouch...

375
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,500
- How are you?
- Better.

376
00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:52,667
(Nicola) I will have eaten for sure
something that hurt me.

377
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,083
(Aristide) So can I stay tonight?

378
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,708
Look, right
because I don't have the strength to chase you away.

379
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,125
- Is this the only bathroom here?
- Yes.

380
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,750
- So if you have to pee, you do it there.
- Not always.

381
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,250
Sometimes I go out,
I do it under a tree,

382
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,292
then I bury it and come back up.

383
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:19,042
(Aristide) Goodnight.

384
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:25,125
A few drops of his wife's pee are enough
and the test will tell you if you are pregnant.

385
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,583
Thank you.

386
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,250
How many!

387
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,583
Good luck to your wife,
let's hope for the best.

388
00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,750
(Russian)

389
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,583
(imitates a splash of water)

390
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:13,083
(imitates a splash of water)

391
00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:17,583
(imitates a splash of water)

392
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,083
(imitates a splash of water)

393
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,417
(Nicola makes some noises)

394
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:23,750
(pee spout)

395
00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:22,250
So, as we decided last night,
democratically and unanimously,

396
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,583
you're leaving now soon.

397
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,083
If you tell me you don't know where to go

398
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:31,042
and you need money for goods
of basic necessities, I'll give you five euros.

399
00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:33,167
But...

400
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,417
Where are the cigarettes?

401
00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:46,458
In your conditions
you shouldn't smoke anymore.

402
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:50,458
That's enough, you have to go
at this moment.

403
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:54,000
Come on, get your sleeping bag
and you leave. Come on, go.

404
00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:56,583
Come on, go. Let's go, let's go.

405
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:02,500
Tonight I remembered
something from my past.

406
00:33:03,042 --> 00:33:07,042
- Your home address?
- I was happily married.

407
00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:11,083
Then my wife left me.

408
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:15,250
After nine years of marriage
and seven of engagement.

409
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:19,208
- You know how women are...
- Female.

410
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,250
He doesn't even let me see my kids anymore.

411
00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:27,583
- Children?
- Two.

412
00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:32,458
And now I don't know what to do.

413
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:36,333
I feel confused, lost.

414
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,375
(Nicola) Courage...

415
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:43,583
Ah, your five euros.
What's right is right.

416
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:46,250
And never show up again, eh.

417
00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:57,417
What a beast that chased her away like that.
We can host her for a while.

418
00:33:57,583 --> 00:34:01,583
After all that
that his ex-wife put her through.

419
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:06,083
After nine years of marriage
and seven of engagement.

420
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:09,083
It's just that the walls are very thin.

421
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:12,750
- (nearby) You know, one, even without wanting to...
- You can hear it.

422
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:17,292
It's not like she's Mr. Nicola's wife
who doesn't agree with her staying?

423
00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:20,292
- No, she's not even there.
- (nearby) What did I tell you?

424
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,083
You never believe me!

425
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,375
(indistinct voices)

426
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:53,750
(Nicola) Come on, Carbonelli, what do we need?

427
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,708
It's a simple expression.
You've been looking at it for two hours.

428
00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:02,458
(Carbonelli) He can't ask me things
which are not in the program.

429
00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:07,458
I know, but if you solve it you get a big 10
which straightens out the average a bit.

430
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:11,000
If I solve it I don't get a 10,
I get the Nobel.

431
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,375
Yes, but the Nobel doesn't raise your average.

432
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,583
How should I tell him
that I don't write the writing on the wall?

433
00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:27,333
Your questions
they have nothing to do with those written.

434
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:31,000
What are you doing to me, so vengeful,
so mean?

435
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,667
Eh! Carbonelli!

436
00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:36,750
Do you listen with those ears or do you just use them
to hang those girly things?

437
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,083
What would you have to say to females?

438
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:42,667
No, nothing. I'll withdraw before you report me.

439
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:47,542
All right, Carbonelli,
even today give us our 2 daily.

440
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:50,208
Go to place.

441
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,625
Shame on you, having a female defend you.

442
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,708
(Nicola) Di Bartolo, you come.

443
00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:02,292
(gagging)

444
00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:14,292
- And the professor?
- He went to the bathroom.

445
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:19,000
- (retching)
- Professor?

446
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,583
- (Nicola) What is it?
- Ah, it's here.

447
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,167
Soon, the principal is looking for her.

448
00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:25,625
- (Nicola) What do you want?
- I don't know, but she's very upset.

449
00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:34,083
(Germana) Come on.

450
00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,375
Good morning.
Did you call me, Sister Germana?

451
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,375
Why didn't he tell me right away?

452
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:48,250
- What?
- Who has a very good electrician friend.

453
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:56,708
- So, I want to point out...
- I'm not just a friend of Nicola,

454
00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:00,417
I also know his wife,
I know her well.

455
00:37:01,417 --> 00:37:04,750
Even if it's been a long time
I don't see it, you know?

456
00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:09,750
Trial.

457
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:15,250
(TV) Modernity, innovation,
these are just some of the values...

458
00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:19,167
- It was a false contact.
- But do you illuminate everything?

459
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:23,708
"Better to enlighten others
than shine only for yourself."

460
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,292
Saint Thomas Aquinas.

461
00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:31,333
Mr. Aristide kindly agreed
offered to work for us.

462
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,125
- (indistinct voices)
- You shouldn't smoke.

463
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,042
May I know what you want from me?

464
00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:40,542
You're always with me,
It seems I have a nanny.

465
00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:44,000
- Don't get angry, it hurts.
- Go back to your wife.

466
00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:46,250
Oh mama.

467
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,542
(sighs) It takes my breath away.

468
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,708
(Aristide) Nicola, listen to me.

469
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:55,750
Hear me out, because it's a thing
which I should have told you a long time ago.

470
00:37:56,333 --> 00:38:00,292
You have a big problem,
but really big, Nicola.

471
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:03,750
And the more months go on
the more this problem will grow.

472
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:06,458
And then everyone will see
that you have this problem.

473
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,667
So what I'm wondering,

474
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,375
as in a certain sense
this problem of yours concerns me too,

475
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,250
Why don't we solve this together?

476
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,625
They don't tell me correctly.

477
00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:26,083
- Do you think they understand it?
- Everything is possible.

478
00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:29,417
Nicola, I know it's hard to understand,

479
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:32,042
I know there's no explanation,

480
00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:35,000
but I have the explanation.

481
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:49,417
He entered without ringing.
It means he has the keys.

482
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,250
These two, in my opinion,
they live together now.

483
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:55,542
- I'll tell you.
- Are you sure?

484
00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:11,125
We lost him.

485
00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:21,417
But what do you have?

486
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:27,083
(softly) I'm... I'm...

487
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,083
I'm pregnant.

488
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,167
Could it be that it's a false contact?

489
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,333
It was a period when I didn't feel well.

490
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:44,417
Drowsiness. Nausea. Vomit.

491
00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:46,750
I wanted to do an investigation.

492
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:50,500
But it was a security check,
nothing more.

493
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:55,167
Francesca, shake it, make the snow effect,
you put the Duomo there and sell it to tourists.

494
00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,000
Give me here, lavender.

495
00:39:57,125 --> 00:40:00,042
- Nicola, aren't you scared?
- To die for, you have to give me a kiss.

496
00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:01,500
- Which basin...
- Cuddle me.

497
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:06,042
Congratulations, Nicola.
Your wife is expecting a beautiful baby.

498
00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:08,500
It's about time, best wishes.

499
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,625
Francesca, there must be a mistake, don't...

500
00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:17,583
Of course there is a mistake.
It says "Nicola" here.

501
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:20,125
"Joanna".

502
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,583
(Nicola) So I decided
to carry out further investigations.

503
00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:29,292
Look, but there's a mistake, sure.

504
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:34,750
- Of course there is a mistake.
- I'd give you a bite...

505
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,250
(doctor) Who is Nicola?

506
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:41,417
- I.
- And what's your wife's name?”?

507
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:48,042
Balistreri Nicoletta.
He did it in front of me.

508
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,583
You will receive the results via email.

509
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,750
(notification sound)

510
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:59,333
(Nicola) At that point
I was certain that I am pregnant.

511
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,417
But how is this possible, I ask?

512
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:06,708
Could it be that it's a hysterical pregnancy?

513
00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:10,500
What do I know,
the hormones in the chicken, the chemtrails.

514
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,083
The earthquake, the locusts,

515
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:16,250
the flat earth, the hole in the ozone layer...

516
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:19,542
- Calm down.
- But how to "calm down"?

517
00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:24,250
I'm living a nightmare
and that tells me "calm down".

518
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,750
- I need help.
- I'll help you.

519
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,083
Can you help me, are you an electrician?
What help me?

520
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:36,167
I need a doctor, a doctor,
of a professor, a scientist,

521
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:39,292
someone to tell me
how could this have happened.

522
00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,208
- Thank you, goodbye.
- (professor) Goodbye.

523
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,333
- Here, goodbye.
- (professor) Goodbye.

524
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:48,458
Dear professor,
If I'm born again I want to teach biology.

525
00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:51,542
I didn't do it so passionately,
professor.

526
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:55,042
(Nicola) Always better than mathematics.
Cold, obvious, predictable.

527
00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:57,583
Always, two plus two, four.
Nine times nine, eighty-one.

528
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,500
Never anything unexpected.

529
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,458
Don't be so merciless, professor.

530
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,083
Even Einstein, without mathematics,

531
00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:08,583
of his intuitions
nothing would have been done about it.

532
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:13,458
Instead, sitting at a desk,

533
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,250
in front of a small window,

534
00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:19,208
which faced in front
to a small portion of the sky,

535
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:22,542
he managed to explain to us
how things are up there.

536
00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:26,083
At least until
no one else will come

537
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:29,167
than from the same window
you will see different things.

538
00:42:29,292 --> 00:42:34,333
But if from the same window
you see different things, there are two things:

539
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:38,000
or Einstein made a mistake in his calculations,
or math is not so math.

540
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,083
Or from the same window

541
00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:43,083
there are things
that we can still understand better.

542
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,042
No, forgive me, professor.

543
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:48,125
Things, once acquired,
they must remain the same.

544
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:51,042
Two plus two equals four,
the Earth revolves around the Sun,

545
00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:54,750
the Sanremo festival once a year,
the lion that eats the gazelle,

546
00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:57,417
the male hunter
and the female who bears children.

547
00:42:57,583 --> 00:43:00,250
If tomorrow they told her, what do I know,

548
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:03,250
that a male became pregnant,
How would she stay there?

549
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,750
In truth, in nature,
cases already exist

550
00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:09,208
where sex becomes irrelevant.

551
00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:11,458
How do they "exist"?

552
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:16,333
Groupers are born female,
and they remain so until adolescence.

553
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:20,583
In adulthood they have a sexual reversal
and become male.

554
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:24,417
The clownfish, however,
born male,

555
00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:28,083
but if necessary,
it can become female and give birth.

556
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:31,250
Yet, professor,
even for these strange animals

557
00:43:31,417 --> 00:43:34,083
there is a mathematical formula
that contains them.

558
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,625
Everything is fine, but even if it were true,
who fertilized me?

559
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,125
Even if you find out does it change you?

560
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:43,417
Because to me, what have I done to you?

561
00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,625
Leave it alone, don't take it out on Him.

562
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:48,458
- Good morning, professor.
- Good morning.

563
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:55,042
- However we have to understand how to do it.
- Of course, I don't want this child.

564
00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:57,500
- (Aristide) Eh? But what are you saying?
- (Nicola) I have to have an abortion.

565
00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,667
- No!
- No?

566
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,500
Why, do you see alternatives?

567
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,625
I said "no", because...

568
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:12,667
if you want to have an abortion
you should go to a private clinic.

569
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
- No!
- Eh.

570
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:18,667
- Everyone would find out there.
- Of course, what will people say?

571
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
This is excluded.

572
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:25,167
- A natural remedy would be better.
- Let's hope.

573
00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:28,500
I know an ancient infusion

574
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:31,583
which causes an interruption of pregnancy.

575
00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:34,292
I mean, I would like...

576
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:38,750
I remind you that you are an electrician,
How do you know all these things?

577
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,583
You don't have to think about anything,
I think of everything.

578
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:44,208
I get the ingredients
and we solve the problem.

579
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:49,125
Folic acid, iron, calcium, iodine,

580
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:52,667
vitamin A, D, B12

581
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,333
and vitamin E, which is good for the baby.

582
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:59,750
And for mom a little potassium
and magnesium, what harm can it do you.

583
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:04,750
How many!

584
00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:08,375
(sighs)

585
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:15,708
(Aristide) Here, it's ready. Come on, come on.

586
00:45:16,042 --> 00:45:18,583
(Aristide) All in one breath, come on.

587
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:22,083
Come on, come on. Like this.

588
00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:30,458
- What do I do, go for a walk? So...
- It makes it easier, yes.

589
00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:33,667
- Walk, walk. Walk.
- (breathes deeply)

590
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
One breath, one step.
One step, one breath.

591
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,708
(Nicola) One breath, one step.
One step, one breath.

592
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:44,500
One breath, one step.
One step, one breath.

593
00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:48,083
One breath, one step.
One step, one breath.

594
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,750
- (pupil) Sorry, teacher...
- Tell me.

595
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,083
Um, his shirt...

596
00:45:59,042 --> 00:46:00,375
- Professor?
- What is it?

597
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,417
- (Franco) The principal is looking for her.
- (Nicola) Ah, um...

598
00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:07,083
Then stay with them
because these people dismantle my classroom.

599
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,208
(Nicola) And put 2 on Carbonelli.

600
00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:21,292
Oh! The boobs! The boobs!

601
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:24,375
- Are you sure this infusion works?
- Sure, don't worry.

602
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:27,083
I have to go to the principal,
How do I get in like this?

603
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,250
- Open your jacket, open!
- But what do you want to do?

604
00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:31,083
What do you do?

605
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,417
You will tell the principal
that you got wet while drinking.

606
00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,750
- Thank you. You know them all.
- (Aristide) Come on.

607
00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,333
- Thank you.
- (Aristide) You're welcome.

608
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:41,750
- (Luisa) Hello, Aristide.
- Oh, hello.

609
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,458
- How is it going?
- Well. She?

610
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:49,125
Guys, don't go away
that we have to start rehearsing.

611
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:52,000
Evidence? What evidence is this?

612
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,583
- I sing.
- Do I sing?

613
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,750
I love singing.

614
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,625
Sister Germana, did you call me?

615
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:06,250
Yes, I had her called
about the school recital.

616
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:11,000
What happened to his shirt?

617
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:14,083
Looks like someone poured it on her
a bottle of water on him.

618
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:18,458
I was drinking, but I overdid it and it made me...

619
00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:21,042
- It's dry.
- (Germana laughs)

620
00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:24,750
- This is good.
- I have many.

621
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,500
- The school recital.
- (Nicola) Yes.

622
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:32,375
We have to move the date forward, we have to
start immediately with communications.

623
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,500
Yes, I'll make an urgent circular right away
to all families.

624
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,375
This year I want you all in the front row.

625
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,583
With complete families.

626
00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:45,583
- In what sense?
- In the only sense it can have.

627
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:49,750
Husband, wife and children, whoever has them.

628
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,083
However, she...

629
00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:55,250
for some time now

630
00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:58,250
he doesn't tell me correctly.

631
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:03,750
He has a different look.

632
00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:12,417
Light.

633
00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:15,250
Have you received good news?

634
00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:19,083
(makes a noise) One after the other.

635
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:22,458
(in chorus) Wake up, wake up, Marcellinus,

636
00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:25,417
it's already starting to dawn.

637
00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:28,583
Sleepyhead of a child,

638
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,417
the rooster crows, you have to get up.

639
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:34,500
Marcellinus, bread and wine,

640
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,458
you wash yourself with soap.

641
00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:40,500
Little devil of a child,

642
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:46,292
He's constantly playing pranks.

643
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,625
At that time?

644
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,583
What do you think?

645
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,000
- Aristide?
- Huh?

646
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,333
Eh.

647
00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:02,375
Beautiful, very beautiful. Yes, beautiful.

648
00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:06,125
- But, if I can have my say...
- Sure.

649
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:09,292
So, guys, first of all
I would raise it by a semitone.

650
00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:15,083
Then I would start in B natural,
but I would modulate in B flat.

651
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:19,250
Practically so.

652
00:49:19,417 --> 00:49:23,250
(sings) Wake up, wake up, Marcellinus,

653
00:49:23,417 --> 00:49:26,667
it's already starting to dawn.

654
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,292
Sleepyhead of a child...

655
00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:32,750
(sings) The rooster crows, you have to get up.

656
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,750
Marcellinus, bread and wine...

657
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:39,583
(boy) We wash ourselves with soap.

658
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:43,208
Little devil of a child...

659
00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:48,125
He mischiefs constantly.

660
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:50,250
Huh?

661
00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:56,167
She is very good. Besides doing
the maintenance man can also sing.

662
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,625
"Sing to God and praise his name."

663
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,167
- "Pave the way..."
- "To those who ride the clouds."

664
00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:05,208
And I forgot what that means
also of the Holy Scriptures.

665
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:09,125
My grandmother was passionate
of Holy Scriptures

666
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,417
and then he instilled this passion in me.

667
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,042
- Gift.
- Yes, this gift.

668
00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,667
- Passion is fine.
- No, no passion.

669
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,667
- Gift is the same.
- I wanted to say "gift", "passion" came out."

670
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:24,250
Come on, guys, let's start again
that time is running out.

671
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,625
Don't start again, I'm not coming.

672
00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:29,125
You realize what a risk
to lose your job?

673
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,667
I'm sorry, but you put yourself there
in this situation.

674
00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:35,083
I? Why, it's my fault
does Sister Germana think so?

675
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:39,542
- Is it my fault if you go away with someone else?
- Jacopo has nothing to do with this discussion.

676
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,583
I don't think I deserve this.
I have done this and more for you.

677
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:54,667
Do you feel? "I, I, I." Your narcissism
It's becoming pathological.

678
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,167
You told me
to invest in myself.

679
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:59,583
- You invested too much!
- What do I do, divest?

680
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,750
- Eh.
- But then I lose.

681
00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:05,000
Please come to the play,
what will people think?

682
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:09,667
- Always thinking about people and never about me!
- Don't shout, there are people. What will he think?

683
00:51:10,042 --> 00:51:12,333
You will never change.
This is the last time I'll tell you.

684
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:16,250
- I'm not coming to the play.
- Giovanna, Giovanna... Giovanna!

685
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:18,375
Giovanna, please I ask you.

686
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,583
That's it. The first one is for you.

687
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,292
So, this is a Yes, we give it to Gloria.

688
00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:54,542
- This is M, see if it suits you.
- (Luisa) This is another M.

689
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,708
(indistinct voices)

690
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,708
- Nicholas!
- (Nicola) La Mantia, hello.

691
00:52:03,042 --> 00:52:05,583
- How is it going?
- And your husband? I remembered it differently.

692
00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,750
Um, no.

693
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:09,583
- (softly) He's my cousin.
- Oh.

694
00:52:09,708 --> 00:52:11,750
My husband and I
we broke up in November.

695
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:14,292
- Alright, see you inside.
- Yes.

696
00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:17,583
Sister Germana, my husband and I are going in.

697
00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:22,542
(Germana) Professor?

698
00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,750
- Your wife?
- My wife...

699
00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:28,375
My wife was supposed to come,
unfortunately there was a breast failure...

700
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,083
- (Germana) Breasts?
- The breasts?

701
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:32,667
No, the train, the train!

702
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,125
What does breasts have to do with it?

703
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:37,625
There was a train breakdown
and unfortunately...

704
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:39,750
(Giovanna) Nicola.

705
00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:44,250
Unfortunately it couldn't be precise,

706
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,583
because we care about punctuality.

707
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:49,583
You have to excuse... No.

708
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:52,208
- Yes.
- Always be praised.

709
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:55,708
- You must excuse me, I had a problem.
- Look, don't tell me about trains.

710
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:59,125
- The few times I take it, I regret it.
- The train?

711
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,583
Let's not think about it anymore,
we're talking about trains.

712
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:07,208
Indeed, it is such a pleasure to see her,
Sister Germana.

713
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,625
(Germana) She's lucky
to be married to a righteous man.

714
00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:13,333
A wonderful man from another time.

715
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,292
- Thank you.
- Eh, but I married him today.

716
00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,083
(indistinct voices)

717
00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:23,417
Please make everything go well.

718
00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:27,042
I know...

719
00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,417
one must not pray for trifles,
but only for the important things.

720
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,000
But this thing is important to me.

721
00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:35,125
I beg you.

722
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:40,458
- (Luisa) Aristide? Let's get started.
- Yes. Guys, go! Go, come on!

723
00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:42,625
(indistinct voices)

724
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:56,583
Every day, that brat Marcellino
he did one.

725
00:53:56,750 --> 00:54:00,542
(boy) You want to know
How was your day among those 12 friars?

726
00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:03,583
We'll tell you about it with a little song.

727
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,292
Let's hear this shit.

728
00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:09,708
(in chorus) Wake up, wake up, Marcellinus.

729
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:12,500
It's already starting to dawn.

730
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:16,125
Sleepyhead of a child,

731
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:18,708
the rooster crows, you have to get up.

732
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,750
Marcellinus, bread and wine,

733
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:25,250
you wash yourself with soap.

734
00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:27,708
Little devil of a child,

735
00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:31,417
He's constantly playing pranks.

736
00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,583
(yawns)

737
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:37,167
(in chorus) Marcellinus,

738
00:54:37,292 --> 00:54:41,583
bread and wine...

739
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
(together) Miracle!

740
00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:54,667
Marcellinus,
you are good and I want to reward you.

741
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:58,042
(boy)
What is your greatest wish?

742
00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:01,083
Become a friar too

743
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:05,458
or maybe be able to play
with your friend Manuel?

744
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:10,750
No, I only want one thing.

745
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,417
See my mom and yours too.

746
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:17,167
But you'll have to sleep to see them.

747
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:20,042
But I'm not sleepy now.

748
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:22,708
I'll put you to sleep.

749
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:24,750
(boy) Come.

750
00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:27,167
(boy) Come.

751
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,667
<i>(in chorus) Go, Marcellinus and Jesus.</i>

752
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,083
Marcellin up there.

753
00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:45,750
Your mom is already here,

754
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:52,708
he will never leave you again.

755
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:57,750
Fra' Martino, bell ringer,

756
00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:00,375
you play, you play,

757
00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:04,583
ring the bells, ring the bells...

758
00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:08,417
(sobs) Din don dan! Din don dan!

759
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:22,167
What happened to you?
You have never been so sensitive.

760
00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:26,167
What happened to me?
To Marcellino, you mean.

761
00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,167
(Nicola) Well done!

762
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,333
(inaudible voices)

763
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,583
Aristide, come! You come!

764
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:55,167
Well done!

765
00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:58,500
(softly) I can't, you speak.

766
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:02,375
We would like to thank you
because we really worked so hard.

767
00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:04,750
We apologize for any inconsistencies

768
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:08,042
but unfortunately these are,
we couldn't work miracles...

769
00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:11,417
Thank you, Aristide. Thank you all.

770
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:24,333
(Aristide) No, to them!

771
00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:30,542
- It went well!
- How beautiful!

772
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:34,250
Oh God...

773
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:38,417
Sorry, I did it like that, without thinking.

774
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:41,417
Oh well, but even without thinking about it...

775
00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:52,583
But now you grant me separation.

776
00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:56,042
Otherwise I'll be back here tomorrow
and I tell Sister Germana everything.

777
00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:04,000
- But I'm sure she still loves me.
- Why, did he kiss you?

778
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:06,000
- No.
- Ouch.

779
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:08,333
Because if someone kisses it means he loves,

780
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:11,500
even if he kisses you like that,
without thinking, understand?

781
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:14,625
It means that we are atypical,
we love each other and we don't kiss.

782
00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,375
- Maybe he kisses someone else.
- No.

783
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:20,208
But why? Why? No.

784
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:23,125
Giovanna doesn't kiss anyone
because he has no one.

785
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:26,208
She's just like that.
He doesn't kiss whether he loves or doesn't love.

786
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:28,542
So she didn't even kiss you before?

787
00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:31,542
No, never. All right?
Not even on the wedding day.

788
00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:36,208
We were there, the priest says "kiss"
and she "no", she is so temperamental.

789
00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:41,292
The truth is that she has entered into a crisis,

790
00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:43,750
because unfortunately...

791
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,625
unfortunately the children did not arrive.

792
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,625
And oh well. What are your children's names?

793
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:54,292
Peter and Paul.

794
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:56,375
- Peter and Paul?
- Yes.

795
00:58:56,500 --> 00:59:00,083
- And your wife Maria Maddalena?
- No.

796
00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:02,625
Jennifer, she's Dutch.

797
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,625
We met in Holland
during a master's degree.

798
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:09,000
She is also an electrician,
he was a master among electricians.

799
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:14,083
- We looked at each other and...
- You'll see that things will work out with your wife.

800
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:17,000
When there are children it's different.

801
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:20,583
How much we hoped for it too
that they arrived, prayers...

802
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,292
Unfortunately, He didn't listen to us.

803
00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:25,417
Or at least, he listened to us,

804
00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:28,000
only instead of giving it to her,
he gave it to me.

805
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,625
They make trouble up there too.

806
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:34,125
Okay, but I don't think so
that they could be wrong up there.

807
00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:39,417
Wait...

808
00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:43,583
And if I tell Giovanna that I'm expecting her son
that we wanted?

809
00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,417
- What are you saying, Nicola?
- Look, it's a solution.

810
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,708
- What if he goes and tells someone?
- Why does he have to tell anyone?

811
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:52,083
Like “ Yes
why", Nicola?

812
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:56,208
Because you're a man... pregnant.

813
00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,417
And oh well, no one is perfect.

814
00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:03,250
The fact is that I don't feel like it
never accepted, that's it.

815
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:07,542
I always feel out of place,
in the wrong place, that's it.

816
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,667
- Come out, please.
- Actually I...

817
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:13,000
Get out.

818
01:00:17,292 --> 01:00:20,042
- I have to tell you something.
- Have you signed the separation papers?

819
01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:22,750
No, do you know why? There's one thing
what we can do to get back together.

820
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:25,375
- Enough!
- It's a dream we had.

821
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,625
- But you're pathological!
- Let me tell you something.

822
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,750
No, I'll tell you one thing: I'm pregnant.

823
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,750
But i
like "pregnant"?

824
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:44,458
I wanted to tell you before,
but you make everything so difficult.

825
01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:53,292
We didn't even plan it,
it happened.

826
01:00:56,542 --> 01:00:59,250
Oh well, you don't have to justify yourself.

827
01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:01,750
(Nicola) I mean, we're not together anymore.

828
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:08,333
(Giovanna) Okay, let's talk about it.

829
01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:11,708
Definitely, maybe another time.

830
01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:14,500
So, what should we say to each other?

831
01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:25,292
If I take it I'll disintegrate it...

832
01:01:29,667 --> 01:01:32,667
Sister Luisa... Sister Luisa!

833
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:37,625
- I've been looking for you since this morning.
- I had something to do with the principal.

834
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,167
So what? All positive comments
for last night, huh?

835
01:01:41,292 --> 01:01:43,458
People were enthusiastic.

836
01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:49,292
Look what I found, "300 songs".

837
01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:51,750
For the end of year performance
about ten are enough.

838
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,583
- Now we have to...
- Better not, Aristide.

839
01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:08,042
- Don't like the idea?
- Yes...

840
01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:11,167
Of course I like it, but I'm saying in general.

841
01:02:12,042 --> 01:02:13,667
It's better if we stay away a little.

842
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,125
- Did I do something wrong?
- No...

843
01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:21,250
No, no. I'm the one who did something wrong.

844
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:33,708
(opera music)

845
01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:39,458
(opera music)

846
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:42,583
You can't hear anything. Just music.

847
01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:46,083
(opera music)

848
01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:55,292
Humanity sucks.

849
01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:57,583
It always sucked.

850
01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:01,375
From Australopithecus
up to sapiens sapiens.

851
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,750
Maybe there was something good
in Neanderthals.

852
01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:09,708
(Aristide) For the rest, man
he never did anything good.

853
01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:13,167
(Aristide) You can't always get attached
to the Sistine Chapel.

854
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:19,042
And to say that here once
it was all dinosaurs.

855
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:24,333
Then someone decided
that wasn't good...

856
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:29,042
And here we are, dear Nicola.

857
01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:33,208
Sad, abandoned...

858
01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:35,333
and alone.

859
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,583
Truly I am not alone.

860
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,750
Sure, I'm here.

861
01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:44,708
No...

862
01:03:45,042 --> 01:03:47,042
he's there.

863
01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:51,417
I'm keeping this baby.

864
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:11,542
Are you crazy?
You can't smoke in here.

865
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:14,500
Yes, go lower, go lower, well done.

866
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:17,083
She's giving him a massage.

867
01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:20,083
- Who knows where.
- Depraved.

868
01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:24,000
(Nicola moans) This is so good
because all the chakras open.

869
01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:25,625
(Nicola moans)

870
01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:30,250
You have arrived, finally.

871
01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:34,208
Yes, it rests. So germs have a party.

872
01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:38,333
What did you get? Did you get the parsley?

873
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,583
The mussels?

874
01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:44,250
The sausages?
You could even get sushi.

875
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,750
I can't eat these things,
they hurt the baby.

876
01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:59,250
Carbonelli,
What do you want to do when you grow up?

877
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,458
- I don't know.
- Okay, right...

878
01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:04,583
There's time.

879
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,542
- Are you...
- (surprise sounds)

880
01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:09,500
Less.

881
01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:13,583
Not like this, it has to go around the waist.

882
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:17,417
And I make it wider, so he can wear it
both you and your wife.

883
01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:19,667
No thank you.

884
01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:23,583
(Nicola) I'll get help
from my cousin. Oh!

885
01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:26,750
Nice help you're giving me,
Good thing I could count on you.

886
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:32,375
- Will you stop thinking about Sister Luisa?
- Who is thinking of Sister Luisa?

887
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:36,750
But how? You don't eat anymore,
drink, smoke all day.

888
01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:39,417
Either you are in love or you have to pay VAT.

889
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,625
Now you tell me
what have you both done.

890
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:46,708
We didn't do anything.
And then I remind you that she is a nun.

891
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:50,333
Precisely. And you can't do that with a nun.

892
01:05:50,458 --> 01:05:53,083
- What will people think?
- That we are friends.

893
01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:57,333
Before, you were always together.
Now strangely you no longer calculate yourself.

894
01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:00,000
But what do you think, that I'm stupid?

895
01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:02,750
And you men all suck anyway.

896
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,250
I'm pregnant and he's already thinking about someone else.

897
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,750
Shame on you.

898
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:13,417
- What do you see?
- A stroller.

899
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,750
You want to see
that those two want to adopt?

900
01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:20,708
Or they will
a xenophilic fertilization.

901
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:22,583
Esterophile?

902
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:31,542
Giovanna, what are you doing here?

903
01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,417
I came to get my things.

904
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,542
- (Nicola) Giovanna, what's wrong?
- Let's prepare for a scene.

905
01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:52,500
What, are you bringing the electrician home?

906
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:57,667
He knew the relationship between those two,
that's why she left home.

907
01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:06,583
And that?

908
01:07:10,042 --> 01:07:13,167
For your son.
I said "sure you like it".

909
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:15,500
(Nicola) A little thought.

910
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:18,333
And what did I say?

911
01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:21,208
Oh well, change it for perfume.

912
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:24,417
- And what did I say?
- (sobs)

913
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,667
Why are you doing this, what happened?

914
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,125
Oh, what's going on?

915
01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:32,708
- I can't talk...
- (softly) Ah, yes.

916
01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,583
- Let's go over there.
- Yes.

917
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:42,125
(sobs)

918
01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,667
- It's just a stroller.
- (Nicola) Maybe it's the color.

919
01:07:49,458 --> 01:07:52,250
- You can't hear anything anymore!
- Rude.

920
01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:59,542
No, it's broken. I have to fix it.
I don't know what happened.

921
01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:05,167
My fragile self
he got fooled by my super self.

922
01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:09,208
This is the narcissistic part of me
who fights with my shyness,

923
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:12,417
and causes fragmentation
of my psyche that makes me cry.

924
01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:16,417
- You have to give yourself 80 euros.
- Jacopo and I broke up.

925
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:21,458
- How did you "break up"?
- He doesn't want a child.

926
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:24,750
- Go!
- Please, you too.

927
01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:29,458
We argued
and I left home.

928
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,250
I have to tell you something too.

929
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:42,292
(softly) No! No, you're crazy, no.

930
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,542
I'm pregnant.

931
01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:59,625
- What did you say?
- He said: "I'm Giacinto".

932
01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:03,083
(Aristide) Erm, is it true? "I'm Giacinto".

933
01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:05,083
We all know him as \Nicola,

934
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:09,208
but he is Giacinto in the registry office.

935
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,750
- I'm feeling sick.
- No, Giovanna... Giovanna!

936
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:37,583
- (Nicola) Help me. Help me!
- Hyacinth?

937
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:39,750
(opera music)

938
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,042
I can't believe it.

939
01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:50,500
And why, could I believe it?

940
01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:55,542
But, apparently,
it already exists in nature.

941
01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:58,042
- Hmm?
- The grouper.

942
01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:01,125
- The grouper?
- Yes, yes. I didn't know it.

943
01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:03,500
At a certain point the grouper becomes grouper.

944
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:07,542
You know who found out
this incredible thing?

945
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:09,625
Einstein.

946
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:12,667
One day he opened the window,
the grouper has passed,

947
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:16,208
and he, who looked and observed everything,
not like us...

948
01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:19,083
he said: "But this is a grouper!"

949
01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:21,375
But what do we know?

950
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:25,292
At the restaurant you say "give me the grouper",
instead you ate the grouper.

951
01:10:25,417 --> 01:10:28,250
That's why you don't digest it then. Understood?

952
01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:30,500
You think it's the fat. It's not the fat.

953
01:10:30,625 --> 01:10:32,750
- It's the grouper.
- Understood?

954
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,542
But how will you give birth?
I mean, in the sense... you're male.

955
01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:42,083
Caesarean section.
Whether male or female, it's the same.

956
01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:46,375
I'm going to Switzerland.
Because there they know how to keep secrets.

957
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,208
I go in with the excuse
that I have to open the current account,

958
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:51,333
I eat chocolate,

959
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:54,250
and when they least expect it
I take and unload.

960
01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:58,583
At that point he is a Swiss citizen,
and I don't even have to declare it.

961
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:02,250
But who is the father?
That is, the mother, I mean. The other.

962
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:04,708
All three of me.

963
01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:10,417
Haven't you done strange things?

964
01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:14,292
- No, at least he massages my feet.
- Hmm?

965
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:17,083
Imagine, he is in love with Sister Luisa,
don't think about me.

966
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:20,542
I'm not in love with Sister Luisa.

967
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:25,375
We liked being together,
talking, singing, praying, this.

968
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,167
- (Aristide) "In love"...
- (Nicola softly) And in love.

969
01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:30,417
Who is Sister Luisa, the one in the play?

970
01:11:30,542 --> 01:11:33,542
That of the play.
Sister Luisa is the one in the play.

971
01:11:33,667 --> 01:11:37,083
There was an ancient friendship,
Now that isn't even there anymore.

972
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:39,417
I - He's in love.
- Lost.

973
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,083
I'm not in love.

974
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:45,208
And then mind your own business,
you have enough problems.

975
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:48,708
- (Giovanna sobs)
- Will you stop? You fragment her psyche.

976
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:51,583
- Is it my fault that he left her?
- (sobs)

977
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:54,208
I'll come there, I'll undermine your foundations.

978
01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:57,417
He's right.
It's better if I remove the disturbance.

979
01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:59,750
But... Do you see it?

980
01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:03,333
Why bother? Come on.
This is your home too.

981
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:07,042
(Nicola) There are still your things,
your mother's things...

982
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:41,292
I realized I shouldn't
kiss a nun,

983
01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:43,750
but she started it.

984
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:52,458
And then that's just the thing
I was so sorry, actually...

985
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,250
I would have liked to start.

986
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,667
Just without shame.

987
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:07,083
Because if something is so beautiful...

988
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:09,375
do you suffer that much?

989
01:13:10,417 --> 01:13:12,417
(cell phone vibration)

990
01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:37,750
"Do not be afraid,
because you have found favor with God."

991
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:39,417
Still?

992
01:13:39,542 --> 01:13:43,250
"You will conceive a son, you will give birth to him,
and he will be a son of the Most High."

993
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:45,375
- Now I know.
- Really?

994
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:51,583
Nicola, you have to bring it, please.

995
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:53,417
Sorry, guys, what can I tell you?

996
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:57,333
Enough, I'm done with the nuns!

997
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,042
- Let's go.
- This was the last...

998
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:01,083
- Hey, doll.
- Come on, let's go.

999
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,208
- Sit down, let's have a drink.
- No, another time.

1000
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:05,208
Follow us, my friends.

1001
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:08,542
- Let's go drink, let's not lose sight of each other.
- Let's go.

1002
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:10,667
Because we didn't stop
to have a beer?

1003
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,208
I know, we'll do it another time.
Let's go home.

1004
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:15,583
If you had listened to the Annunciation,

1005
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:19,583
I would be in the choir by now
of Seventh Heaven to sing.

1006
01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:22,167
- Are you still continuing?
- Of course I'll continue.

1007
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:25,042
Because it's your girlfriend's fault.

1008
01:14:25,167 --> 01:14:28,250
- Enough, stop it!
- Because she didn't get pregnant.

1009
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:43,542
- You really don't have to worry, Nicola.
- (Nicola moans)

1010
01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:46,750
Where are you taking him?
Don't worry, Nicola.

1011
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,167
- (Aristide) I'm here.
- Please.

1012
01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:52,083
- I'm a friend.
- Only relatives enter.

1013
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:56,167
I know, but I'm a close friend.
I'm really his best friend.

1014
01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,708
I understand.

1015
01:14:59,042 --> 01:15:02,583
Eh, but the law doesn't protect you
in these cases, fortunately.

1016
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:05,750
He reports head pain.

1017
01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:12,083
But this strange swelling
I don't like it.

1018
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:16,750
- Let's do an ultrasound of the abdomen.
- No, no ultrasound!

1019
01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:18,417
Nicholas?

1020
01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:20,625
Nicholas...

1021
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,750
Nicola!

1022
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,625
What happened? How is the baby?

1023
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,500
Well, the baby is fine,
but don't think about it now.

1024
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,583
In fact, if you feel like it, you get up,
so we're leaving.

1025
01:16:33,750 --> 01:16:35,458
But why, what happened?

1026
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:39,125
Nothing happened,
but it's better to go.

1027
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:42,417
No, you look worried. I
Has something happened to the child?

1028
01:16:42,542 --> 01:16:45,083
Nothing happened...

1029
01:16:52,667 --> 01:16:55,250
Yes, actually...

1030
01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:58,333
If I'm fine,
there's no reason to stay here, right?

1031
01:16:58,458 --> 01:17:00,625
It's useless, right?

1032
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:05,208
And then it's not right to clog up
the public health service.

1033
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,542
We'll take this one.

1034
01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:11,542
I wouldn't bandage my head right away,
let's wait.

1035
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,292
It is not certain that the news will spread.

1036
01:17:15,042 --> 01:17:17,375
- If it didn't happen it would have been better.
- Well, of course.

1037
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:20,042
I say this,
it was better if it didn't happen.

1038
01:17:20,167 --> 01:17:22,292
But there's no use crying over spilled milk.

1039
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:25,500
Especially if you spilled the milk yourself.
Or rather, beer.

1040
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:29,583
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean?

1041
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:34,375
If you hadn't gotten drunk for Sister Luisa,
none of this would have happened. Right?

1042
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:37,458
All this happened
because you got drunk for that one.

1043
01:17:37,625 --> 01:17:41,083
- She's not "that one", but she's my wife.
- Enough!

1044
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,708
- Please make them stop.
- Yes, that's what you're hearing.

1045
01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:46,042
Let's calm down.

1046
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:49,125
It's a small suburban hospital.

1047
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:51,583
- This is true.
- Eh.

1048
01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:57,583
- And then there is professional secrecy.
- (Giovanna) Of course!

1049
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,083
It's not like he can go
to spread my things around...

1050
01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:04,167
- Not to mention the removal.
- Eh.

1051
01:18:04,292 --> 01:18:06,000
Huh?

1052
01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:09,250
You told me that the doctor
and the nurse were as if stunned.

1053
01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:12,083
Shocked. Traumatized, in short.

1054
01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:17,083
Removal
it is an ego defense mechanism.

1055
01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,708
When the mind suffers trauma
tends to forget.

1056
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:24,417
And this certainly happened
to the doctor and the nurse,

1057
01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:26,667
they removed.

1058
01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:29,250
Have confidence in the removal.

1059
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,750
Believe me, I was mortified for him.

1060
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:38,125
(nurse) A pregnant man...

1061
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:42,292
I have a copy of the ultrasound here
what I did.

1062
01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,667
Clearly the original
they took it away from them.

1063
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,042
(softly) Oh well,
he didn't say it was me.

1064
01:18:47,167 --> 01:18:51,125
Let us remember the name of this being,
a certain Nicola Balistreri.

1065
01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:53,708
In this journalistic investigation
nothing escapes us.

1066
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:56,083
(TV) We have come into possession...

1067
01:18:56,208 --> 01:18:58,583
Oh well, it's not just me
by Nicola Balistreri.

1068
01:18:58,708 --> 01:19:00,333
- How many are there?
- Many.

1069
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:03,042
We made an enlargement
to see the two of them face to face.

1070
01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:06,250
(TV) Obviously, we apologize
due to the low quality of the images.

1071
01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:14,292
Then you're the clownfish.

1072
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:19,500
(Germana gasps and makes noises)

1073
01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:23,375
- (boy) Lovebirds!
- (boy) How beautiful you are!

1074
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,667
- (excited voices from the crowd)
- (sound of surprise)

1075
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,167
It was him, Carbonelli!
See I was right?

1076
01:19:29,417 --> 01:19:31,750
- (man) It's him!
- (journalist) Here he comes.

1077
01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:34,083
- Oh, what are you doing?
- (journalist) Mr Nicola...

1078
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,250
- After...
- But what does he want?

1079
01:19:36,417 --> 01:19:38,375
- Close!
- (journalist) Mr Nicola, a word.

1080
01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:41,083
View? We didn't succeed
to interview Mr. Nicola.

1081
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,583
Those two are a disgrace.

1082
01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:47,208
By dint of doing such dirty things
it was normal for nature to rebel.

1083
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:50,750
(journalist) You've never seen anything
what's strange about this couple?

1084
01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:55,375
- What we needed to hear...
- You are everywhere, everyone is talking about you.

1085
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:58,250
Maybe they didn't understand
that they need to remove.

1086
01:19:58,375 --> 01:20:02,250
It was Carbonelli who wrote on the walls.
I knew it!

1087
01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:05,208
With so many problems we have,
are you thinking of Carbonelli?

1088
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:09,167
- He laughed in my face, you know?
- Not even that for me, Luisa.

1089
01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:12,583
With all the problems we have,
are you telling me about Sister Luisa? But...

1090
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:16,250
Guys, listen to me carefully
because I have studied these things.

1091
01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:21,583
The crowd acts as a collective self
clinging to archetypes.

1092
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:25,250
It's like a baby with breast milk,
it is the object of his desire.

1093
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:30,000
Just find another desired item
and the child forgets the previous one.

1094
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:33,500
Simply put, sooner or later they will go away.

1095
01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:35,750
Trust the collective self.

1096
01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:39,708
Three days have now passed
the pregnant man with his accomplices

1097
01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:42,708
it is still barricaded
inside the apartment.

1098
01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:45,042
(excited voices from the crowd)

1099
01:20:45,167 --> 01:20:48,500
They didn't study
not even the collective self.

1100
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:50,667
(blender noise)

1101
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,042
(opera music)

1102
01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:05,167
(opera music)

1103
01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:09,542
We will see the Son of man

1104
01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:12,583
come on the clouds of the sky

1105
01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:15,542
with great power and glory.

1106
01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:19,292
(man) How did we do this?

1107
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:22,125
- (indistinct voices)
- Thank you.

1108
01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:25,375
Are we not wandering?

1109
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,125
as through an infinite nothingness?

1110
01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:34,750
What can I tell her? He always said hello.

1111
01:21:35,083 --> 01:21:38,083
"Good morning", "good evening".
He was very polite.

1112
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,250
Who knew he was a monster?

1113
01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:46,125
Since the incident happened,
I have to tell you that I work harder.

1114
01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:51,333
(TV) My stuffed turkey
it is ready to go into cooking.

1115
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,167
Indeed, I would call him "the stuffed male",

1116
01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:57,292
very popular these days...

1117
01:21:57,458 --> 01:21:59,458
(indistinct voices)

1118
01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:08,250
I can't eat pizza anymore.

1119
01:22:10,167 --> 01:22:14,042
Enough, let's go out and face them.

1120
01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:20,667
- No, let's face them!
- No, let's face them!

1121
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,500
Tackle the pizza rather...

1122
01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:27,375
- Did you get it for me with arugula?
- Me too!

1123
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,750
How should I tell you?
We cannot eat raw vegetables.

1124
01:22:31,083 --> 01:22:33,042
They are male.

1125
01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:49,583
Hey, look, another pregnant man!

1126
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:53,583
Oh, it's all beer! I'm an alcoholic!

1127
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:57,708
- (woman) Let's get him!
- (indistinct voices)

1128
01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:04,250
He had been vaccinated, right?

1129
01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,333
I noticed it immediately
that those two were strange,

1130
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:20,333
now I expect a definitive tightening
by the government.

1131
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,500
(doorbell)

1132
01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,667
(Nicola) And who is he?

1133
01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:35,333
(softly) Did you order something?

1134
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:38,125
- No.
- No.

1135
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:42,750
Louise!

1136
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,667
What are you doing here, dressed like that?

1137
01:23:48,042 --> 01:23:50,625
It was the only way to get through
the barrage without being noticed.

1138
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:53,125
Certain.

1139
01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:55,583
- (Nicola) Luisa...
- Good evening.

1140
01:23:56,292 --> 01:23:58,750
Did you bring us something to eat?

1141
01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:03,083
- As long as there's no rocket though.
- No, better.

1142
01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:06,500
- You know...
- I don't know, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.

1143
01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:08,750
No, I brought you some sais.

1144
01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:16,000
Do you have a Yes for me?

1145
01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:18,583
(voices from the crowd in the distance)

1146
01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:22,583
Over there.

1147
01:24:36,292 --> 01:24:38,292
(indistinct voices)

1148
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,583
Here.

1149
01:25:55,292 --> 01:25:57,000
- Come in.
- Hello, mom.

1150
01:25:57,125 --> 01:25:59,167
But how did you get dressed?

1151
01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,083
Good evening, madam.

1152
01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:13,375
We haven't heard any noises for hours
coming from the apartment,

1153
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:17,292
but it is certain that the pregnant man
he's still barricaded inside the house,

1154
01:26:17,417 --> 01:26:19,417
together with his accomplices,

1155
01:26:19,583 --> 01:26:24,167
including what it appears to be
the pregnant man's partner...

1156
01:26:24,292 --> 01:26:27,042
- Dad?
- (TV) ...the father of the unborn child.

1157
01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:30,583
(TV) The news we have is scant,
but everything makes us think

1158
01:26:30,708 --> 01:26:33,292
that the pregnant man did everything
so as not to be discovered.

1159
01:26:33,417 --> 01:26:37,417
Um, well, let's get settled in,
the house is small.

1160
01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:41,250
It's okay, mom, we'll make do,
I'll take you, come.

1161
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000
(knocks on the door)

1162
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,333
- I brought you these.
- Thank you.

1163
01:26:57,542 --> 01:27:00,667
And thanks for that too
what you did for us.

1164
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,333
I should have helped you sooner.

1165
01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:10,417
And then, because of that thing that happened...

1166
01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:13,083
the night of the performance...

1167
01:27:21,583 --> 01:27:24,083
But it was just a little kiss.

1168
01:27:24,208 --> 01:27:26,375
But I'm a nun, Aristide.

1169
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:29,583
- It's the first time this has happened to me.
- Me too.

1170
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:33,083
Me too with a nun.

1171
01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:36,583
You are the first nun
what's happening to me, anyway.

1172
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:40,083
I don't know what came over me.

1173
01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:43,250
It's just that when I'm with you I feel good.

1174
01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:46,417
Like when I'm in church.
Like when I pray.

1175
01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:51,667
I'm fine with you too,
like when I'm at home.

1176
01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:58,042
By the way, I don't know anything about you.

1177
01:27:58,167 --> 01:28:00,375
Who are you? Where do you come from?

1178
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,750
- From up.
- From the north?

1179
01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:05,708
- Yes.
- Turin? Milan?

1180
01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:08,208
Hmm, higher up.

1181
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,167
- Holland.
- Holland...

1182
01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:12,167
Son of emigrants.

1183
01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,500
- And you came here for work?
- Yes.

1184
01:28:15,625 --> 01:28:18,083
I had to lend a hand to someone.

1185
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,292
A kind of installation,

1186
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:25,250
that would have allowed me
also career advancement.

1187
01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:29,083
- But then things went wrong.
- Did they fire you?

1188
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,708
I think so,
They haven't been in touch for a while.

1189
01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:36,542
Don't worry. I will pray for you.

1190
01:28:36,667 --> 01:28:39,250
Why do you think He listens to you?

1191
01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,042
This is secondary.

1192
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,583
Praying doesn't make us feel alone.

1193
01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:54,083
Goodnight, Aristide.

1194
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,375
- (knocks on the door)
- Come on.

1195
01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:06,542
Oh, in my haste I forgot the cream.

1196
01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:08,542
- It's not that you...
- (Giovanna) Come on, come on.

1197
01:29:08,667 --> 01:29:10,667
Thank you.

1198
01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:16,125
My goodness, in the evening
the legs become very heavy.

1199
01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:21,042
- Pass me.
- Can I do it?

1200
01:29:21,167 --> 01:29:23,208
Thank you.

1201
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,500
Did you hear? He gave a kick.

1202
01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:39,625
He's a midfielder,
he has a powerful shot, understand?

1203
01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:44,375
- Mine is still a little lazy.
- Yes?

1204
01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:47,375
It only moves when I eat
chocolate and flax seeds.

1205
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:49,542
- He really goes crazy.
- It's refined.

1206
01:29:50,292 --> 01:29:53,250
When does yours move?

1207
01:29:53,375 --> 01:29:55,708
When dad is happy.

1208
01:30:02,167 --> 01:30:04,500
(softly) But now you have to sleep,

1209
01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:08,042
because tomorrow we have a long journey ahead of us.

1210
01:30:08,167 --> 01:30:10,375
Did you understand?

1211
01:30:15,375 --> 01:30:18,458
Goodbye, ma'am. Thanks for everything.

1212
01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:20,583
Hi dear.

1213
01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:24,667
Here you are.

1214
01:30:25,417 --> 01:30:27,583
Are you sure you want to leave already?

1215
01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:29,750
Mom, Switzerland is far away.

1216
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:33,250
- Dad?
- (snorts) He stayed there.

1217
01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:37,667
Thank you.

1218
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,167
- Goodbye, ma'am.
- (lady) Hello!

1219
01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:14,625
I
It's true!

1220
01:32:14,750 --> 01:32:16,667
Congratulations!

1221
01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:19,292
- Congratulations. Congratulations!
- How about "best wishes"?

1222
01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:21,167
Congratulations!

1223
01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:26,500
It would be nice if they were born here.
Yours too, ma'am.

1224
01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:29,750
You know how long
isn't a child born in this country?

1225
01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,542
I don't agree.

1226
01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:36,250
- It's a shame.
- Dad, please!

1227
01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:39,542
Before giving birth,
Nicola and Aristide are to get married.

1228
01:32:39,667 --> 01:32:41,208
What will people think?

1229
01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:44,458
(verses of dissent)

1230
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:51,375
Sorry, sorry,
my husband is old fashioned.

1231
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:55,250
If they were born here,
we would be happy about it.

1232
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:58,583
Do you have any idea what that means
give birth here?

1233
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:02,042
- We have the old clinic.
- You said it right, "old man".

1234
01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:05,208
But we can renovate it.
Right, Mr. Mayor?

1235
01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:09,458
Certain! And then Maria gave birth
many of our children.

1236
01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:11,417
- Right, Maria?
- Everyone, everyone!

1237
01:33:11,583 --> 01:33:13,750
- Eh.
- We collect medicines

1238
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:16,458
and those that are missing
we'll go get them down.

1239
01:33:16,625 --> 01:33:17,750
Bravo.

1240
01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:22,750
Maybe you didn't notice
that the lady could give birth here.

1241
01:33:23,083 --> 01:33:24,750
- But he...
- Eh.

1242
01:33:25,083 --> 01:33:27,667
- It's not a birth like any other.
- Good.

1243
01:33:28,042 --> 01:33:30,375
We need a doctor
who does the operation.

1244
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:32,583
- And he must be good.
- Eh.

1245
01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:36,250
But we have a good doctor,
we have it!

1246
01:33:36,417 --> 01:33:40,250
But I've been retired for years,
medicine is updated and modified.

1247
01:33:40,417 --> 01:33:42,333
(doctor) It's no longer the same as my time.

1248
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:44,583
And it means that you get updated too.

1249
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:48,333
But the last calf
I gave birth to him ten years ago.

1250
01:33:48,458 --> 01:33:52,750
- What is it, vet?
- Yes, but he's good.

1251
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:56,167
- Oh, is he good?
- (priest) Then it's decided.

1252
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,000
Born here.

1253
01:33:59,125 --> 01:34:01,250
- (applause)
- (crowd) Best wishes!

1254
01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:03,583
(mayor) Yay, best wishes!

1255
01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:07,583
Well done, well done!

1256
01:34:07,750 --> 01:34:09,750
(dance music)

1257
01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:12,083
(indistinct voices)

1258
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,250
Giovanna, I have to tell you something.

1259
01:34:39,375 --> 01:34:43,250
No, this time I have to tell you something.

1260
01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:51,542
Sorry... sorry everyone.

1261
01:34:51,667 --> 01:34:53,750
I wanted to say something to Nicola.

1262
01:34:54,125 --> 01:34:56,333
I wanted to say it right here,

1263
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:59,458
at the microphone, in front of everyone.

1264
01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:02,417
We were together for many years and...

1265
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,167
Seven years of marriage
and five engagements.

1266
01:35:06,292 --> 01:35:09,500
- To be precise, I care.
- Eh.

1267
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:13,125
- And we didn't even have a child.
- No.

1268
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,750
- (Giovanna) Now we have two.
- Two!

1269
01:35:16,542 --> 01:35:19,375
- And it's a gift.
- (Nicola) Yes.

1270
01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:23,000
And I, Nicola, wanted to apologize to you.

1271
01:35:23,125 --> 01:35:26,750
- No, okay...
- No, really, in front of everyone.

1272
01:35:27,083 --> 01:35:30,083
For all the times I accused you
of being a narcissist.

1273
01:35:31,083 --> 01:35:35,125
Never worry about me.
To neglect me.

1274
01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:37,083
I did everything wrong with you.

1275
01:35:37,250 --> 01:35:41,375
But I didn't even listen to you
when you told me these things.

1276
01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:44,292
But I wanted to tell you that it wasn't your fault.

1277
01:35:44,667 --> 01:35:47,625
- Eh, I said so.
- The problem was me!

1278
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,042
And oh well, it doesn't matter whose fault it is.

1279
01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:53,667
The problem was me
because I realized that I don't love you anymore.

1280
01:35:54,167 --> 01:35:56,167
Here you are.

1281
01:35:59,083 --> 01:36:01,583
And I realized it just now.

1282
01:36:02,542 --> 01:36:04,583
And me too.

1283
01:36:05,417 --> 01:36:09,417
But I also understood something else.

1284
01:36:10,458 --> 01:36:14,250
That we made a promise to each other, you and I
and we didn't keep it.

1285
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:17,083
No.

1286
01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:20,125
(Giovanna)
But tonight I'll make you another one.

1287
01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,583
Which we keep.

1288
01:36:22,708 --> 01:36:25,542
That I will always be there for you.

1289
01:36:25,667 --> 01:36:28,125
Because I love you.

1290
01:36:28,250 --> 01:36:31,083
And because you are the person
more important to me.

1291
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:40,208
After you. And now that everything is solved...

1292
01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:42,542
- It's solved, right?
- Yes.

1293
01:36:42,667 --> 01:36:45,708
We must all be happy.
Right, Maria?

1294
01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:48,667
- Yes, all of them.
- Everyone, everyone!

1295
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,375
- Let's dance, go!
- (dance music)

1296
01:37:05,167 --> 01:37:09,667
- But they didn't break up?
- Okay, for a little kiss...

1297
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:13,750
Aristide, why don't you sing a song?

1298
01:37:14,125 --> 01:37:16,417
No, are you crazy? With all these people.

1299
01:37:16,583 --> 01:37:20,750
- Do you want us to turn our backs?
- No, guys, forget it.

1300
01:37:21,292 --> 01:37:24,500
(sings) With a very small kiss,

1301
01:37:24,625 --> 01:37:28,167
with your sugar lips,

1302
01:37:28,292 --> 01:37:31,542
with a very small kiss,

1303
01:37:31,667 --> 01:37:35,125
you made me fall in love.

1304
01:37:35,250 --> 01:37:38,542
I accompanied you,

1305
01:37:38,667 --> 01:37:42,167
then I said goodbye to you

1306
01:37:42,292 --> 01:37:44,583
and in front of the house

1307
01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:48,708
you were left alone with me.

1308
01:37:52,167 --> 01:37:55,250
(indistinct voices)

1309
01:37:55,417 --> 01:37:57,417
Let's go, let's go. This way.

1310
01:38:06,417 --> 01:38:08,500
Optimal.

1311
01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:13,208
But this is for the prostate.

1312
01:39:11,667 --> 01:39:14,042
But do we have to sew them all?

1313
01:39:14,167 --> 01:39:16,167
Everyone, everyone.

1314
01:39:17,667 --> 01:39:20,750
(priest) Visit, Lord,
our hospital

1315
01:39:21,083 --> 01:39:25,083
and keep the enemy's snares away.

1316
01:39:25,208 --> 01:39:29,250
Holy angels come
to keep us in peace

1317
01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:32,167
and may your blessing remain upon us.

1318
01:39:32,292 --> 01:39:34,000
(inaudible voice)

1319
01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:45,292
Nicola! Nicola, are you here?
Everyone was looking for you.

1320
01:39:47,750 --> 01:39:49,750
- Oh?
- Oh.

1321
01:39:50,083 --> 01:39:52,417
What is it? Aren't you happy?

1322
01:39:52,542 --> 01:39:55,208
Of course I'm happy.

1323
01:39:55,333 --> 01:39:59,042
- (Aristide) Are you thinking about Giovanna?
- No.

1324
01:39:59,583 --> 01:40:01,750
I'm thinking about my son.

1325
01:40:03,042 --> 01:40:06,292
He'll think I ran away like a thief

1326
01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:09,000
and I was ashamed.

1327
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,625
Wait while I help you. Slowly, slowly, slowly.

1328
01:40:11,750 --> 01:40:15,042
- So...
- (Nicola) Ouch!

1329
01:40:15,167 --> 01:40:17,542
- You know it's not your fault.
- (Nicola) I know.

1330
01:40:17,667 --> 01:40:19,625
And then, do you see alternatives?

1331
01:40:19,750 --> 01:40:22,000
- No.
- Eh...

1332
01:40:23,500 --> 01:40:26,250
Where do you find a better place than this?

1333
01:40:27,250 --> 01:40:29,583
It doesn't even feel like it's on Earth.

1334
01:40:32,417 --> 01:40:36,333
Come on, the others are worried.
Hurry up.

1335
01:40:51,458 --> 01:40:54,000
Aristide!

1336
01:41:00,625 --> 01:41:02,625
Stay calm.

1337
01:41:02,750 --> 01:41:06,500
Run! Here we are!

1338
01:41:06,667 --> 01:41:09,083
- (Luisa) He's coming.
- (mayor) Come on, quickly.

1339
01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:13,583
- (Aristide) Be careful. Very quietly.
- (mayor) Come on, slowly.

1340
01:41:13,708 --> 01:41:15,750
- (Aristide) We have arrived, Nicola.
- Yes.

1341
01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:20,750
(Aristide) Lay it down slowly, like this.

1342
01:41:21,083 --> 01:41:23,625
Here, like this. Floor.

1343
01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:26,750
- Lean on, Nicola.
- (Nicola) Yes.

1344
01:41:27,083 --> 01:41:30,083
- Start preparing.
- And everything is ready.

1345
01:41:30,250 --> 01:41:32,250
(Nicola moans)

1346
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:43,458
I'm sorry, but I'm not going in.

1347
01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:45,625
As?

1348
01:41:46,583 --> 01:41:51,083
- I've decided, I'm going back to town.
- (together) No!

1349
01:41:51,333 --> 01:41:53,375
Nicola, what are you saying?

1350
01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:57,750
I say I thank you
for everything you have done.

1351
01:41:58,083 --> 01:42:00,083
(Nicola) We had a good time.

1352
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,583
But I'm tired of hiding.

1353
01:42:03,708 --> 01:42:07,375
Are you sure? What will people say?

1354
01:42:08,042 --> 01:42:10,583
He will say that a beautiful child was born.

1355
01:42:13,250 --> 01:42:15,417
He's right.

1356
01:42:15,542 --> 01:42:18,375
- Who cares.
- But yes, who cares.

1357
01:42:20,208 --> 01:42:22,750
Okay, slow down. Come on.

1358
01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:25,083
I can do it, I can do it.

1359
01:42:27,458 --> 01:42:32,083
- Nicola, we understand you.
- I'll be back. In fact, we'll be back soon.

1360
01:42:32,583 --> 01:42:34,750
Thanks for everything.

1361
01:42:36,375 --> 01:42:38,375
(Giovanna) Come on.

1362
01:42:45,417 --> 01:42:47,750
So much effort for nothing.

1363
01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:52,292
I have had a cyst for a long time.
Do we want to take advantage of it?

1364
01:42:58,333 --> 01:43:01,750
Listen to me carefully,
because I have studied these things.

1365
01:43:02,083 --> 01:43:05,583
So, let's say labor pains
they started about half an hour ago.

1366
01:43:05,750 --> 01:43:09,500
- Yes.
- We have time to arrive calmly.

1367
01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:13,083
- Have faith.
- (Nicola screams)

1368
01:43:13,208 --> 01:43:15,417
- Speed up!
- Speed ​​up, speed up.

1369
01:43:15,583 --> 01:43:17,583
(Nicola screams).

1370
01:43:20,292 --> 01:43:23,542
- (breathe deeply)
- (Nicola moans)

1371
01:43:31,208 --> 01:43:34,375
Aristide! It's red.

1372
01:43:37,125 --> 01:43:39,417
Go, go, it's green!

1373
01:43:48,292 --> 01:43:52,000
Floor. Slowly, like this. Slowly, slowly, slowly.

1374
01:43:57,250 --> 01:43:59,417
What are you looking at?

1375
01:44:08,417 --> 01:44:12,417
(agent) Gentlemen...
Gentlemen, please stand back.

1376
01:44:12,583 --> 01:44:14,583
(indistinct voices)

1377
01:44:33,250 --> 01:44:34,625
(surgeon) Dry...

1378
01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:43,375
- (Giovanna) Excuse me?
- No, sorry, I can't now.

1379
01:44:46,583 --> 01:44:49,542
Permit? Excuse me, excuse me. Permit?

1380
01:44:50,750 --> 01:44:53,208
(surgeon) Soon. More gauze.

1381
01:45:00,375 --> 01:45:03,000
Excuse me!
Can you tell us what's happening?

1382
01:45:03,125 --> 01:45:06,750
Unfortunately there was a complication,
but we are doing what we can.

1383
01:45:07,083 --> 01:45:09,083
(doctor) Sorry.

1384
01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:13,417
(Giovanna sobs) Oh God...

1385
01:45:25,500 --> 01:45:28,333
I know you're mad at me

1386
01:45:28,458 --> 01:45:30,750
and you have every right to

1387
01:45:31,083 --> 01:45:35,583
because I made a mess
and I'm sorry.

1388
01:45:35,708 --> 01:45:37,750
I am sorry.

1389
01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:43,250
The fact, however, is that now
There's a friend of mine over there.

1390
01:45:43,375 --> 01:45:47,708
We weren't friends before,
but then we became one.

1391
01:45:48,500 --> 01:45:52,208
And so please. I beg you.

1392
01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:56,333
Because here the doubt arose
that you have abandoned us.

1393
01:46:09,625 --> 01:46:12,083
For a long time we wondered where it had gone

1394
01:46:12,250 --> 01:46:15,000
the first pregnant man
of the history of humanity

1395
01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:17,292
and now we know it.

1396
01:46:23,333 --> 01:46:25,333
(indistinct voices)

1397
01:47:45,375 --> 01:47:49,542
Here we are. Congratulations.

1398
01:47:51,417 --> 01:47:54,583
She's a beautiful sissy.

1399
01:47:57,750 --> 01:47:59,333
This is mine.

1400
01:47:59,708 --> 01:48:03,083
How beautiful. This is mine.

1401
01:48:03,250 --> 01:48:05,125
Hi love. Welcome.

1402
01:48:07,083 --> 01:48:09,250
But as a sissy?

1403
01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:13,500
It's female.

1404
01:48:13,625 --> 01:48:15,667
Is it female?

1405
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:21,583
- It's female!
- Congratulations, Eternal Father!

1406
01:48:21,750 --> 01:48:26,333
- I heard she's beautiful.
- You made a couple.

1407
01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:29,750
Things need to change here too.
There are too many boys.

1408
01:48:30,083 --> 01:48:33,125
Who wants a beautiful family
have at least one daughter.

1409
01:48:33,250 --> 01:48:36,750
This is beautiful. Write that I said it.

1410
01:48:37,750 --> 01:48:42,208
- (in chorus) Hallelujah, hallelujah...
- Enough of this whining!

1411
01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:45,375
All day "hallelujah",
"hallelujah"... Eh!

1412
01:48:48,042 --> 01:48:49,208
A girl.

1413
01:48:51,750 --> 01:48:53,750
(indistinct voices)

1414
01:49:00,542 --> 01:49:02,667
He smiled...

1415
01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:04,750
He's laughing!

1416
01:49:05,125 --> 01:49:06,750
Welcome!

1417
01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:10,167
- HI.
- We already love you.

1418
01:49:10,292 --> 01:49:14,000
- HI.
- How sweet.

1419
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:18,125
- He smiled.
- (Luisa) Yes.

1420
01:49:18,250 --> 01:49:20,417
(softly) We have to go.

1421
01:49:21,750 --> 01:49:25,583
- (softly) But right now?
- (Luisa) What?

1422
01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:30,250
No, I say it's important to look
right now, because then they grow.

1423
01:49:30,750 --> 01:49:34,292
(inaudible voice)
One minute. Just a minute...

1424
01:49:36,708 --> 01:49:38,750
Hello.

1425
01:49:48,542 --> 01:49:52,333
- (knocks on the door)
- Oh.

1426
01:49:52,750 --> 01:49:54,750
Have you seen the little girl? How are you?

1427
01:49:55,083 --> 01:49:57,750
Well, he's very good, you know?

1428
01:49:58,083 --> 01:49:59,542
- She's beautiful.
- Oh, yeah.

1429
01:50:00,042 --> 01:50:02,542
I still can't believe it.

1430
01:50:07,292 --> 01:50:09,417
Nicola, I'm going home.

1431
01:50:09,583 --> 01:50:12,500
(Nicola) Okay. Do you have the keys?

1432
01:50:12,625 --> 01:50:15,458
No, I'm going back to my house.

1433
01:50:15,583 --> 01:50:17,625
They are waiting for me.

1434
01:50:17,750 --> 01:50:20,208
But how, so suddenly?

1435
01:50:20,333 --> 01:50:23,333
Looking at you and the little girl
I remembered that a parent

1436
01:50:23,458 --> 01:50:26,417
must always be close by
to their children, right?

1437
01:50:30,042 --> 01:50:32,042
Right.

1438
01:50:33,500 --> 01:50:36,083
And I'm sorry,
I mean, right now...

1439
01:50:38,625 --> 01:50:42,292
- But that's right.
- I'm sorry too.

1440
01:50:43,292 --> 01:50:45,625
Since you came into my life

1441
01:50:45,750 --> 01:50:48,583
I have to say they happened
a lot of beautiful things.

1442
01:50:48,750 --> 01:50:52,083
- Even strange ones.
- Even strange ones.

1443
01:50:54,250 --> 01:50:57,750
- Let's not let you disappear though.
- No...

1444
01:50:58,083 --> 01:51:01,375
Sure I'll call you. Maybe I'll write to you.

1445
01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:03,542
- Write to me.
- Certain.

1446
01:51:04,167 --> 01:51:05,750
Hello, Nicola.

1447
01:51:06,083 --> 01:51:09,417
Hi, Aristide. Hi my friend.

1448
01:51:26,250 --> 01:51:30,125
You're not going to Holland, are you?

1449
01:51:33,333 --> 01:51:35,375
A little higher.

1450
01:51:44,083 --> 01:51:46,292
HI.

1451
01:51:46,417 --> 01:51:48,417
HI.

1452
01:52:22,458 --> 01:52:25,333
(inaudible voice)

1453
01:53:15,542 --> 01:53:17,750
How beautiful you are, my love.

1454
01:53:18,083 --> 01:53:21,583
How beautiful you are. You took after me.

1455
01:53:21,708 --> 01:53:25,250
It's you and me anyway,
so you could only take from me.

1456
01:53:25,417 --> 01:53:27,750
But we also have to sleep, love.

1457
01:53:28,125 --> 01:53:31,708
Even sleep. We have to do the lullaby.

1458
01:53:32,042 --> 01:53:34,292
This strange word that dad uses.

1459
01:53:35,167 --> 01:53:37,750
Please, my Lord, let her sleep.

1460
01:53:38,083 --> 01:53:41,750
I don't say much,
at least three hours a week.

1461
01:53:42,083 --> 01:53:44,125
(Nicola) But also two.

1462
01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:48,750
(Nicola) But even half an hour,
I'm happy with half an hour.

1463
01:54:24,750 --> 01:54:28,750
In your opinion,
Does he have time to read them all?

1464
01:54:29,667 --> 01:54:31,750
This is secondary.

